God Is An Avoidant. — Inappropriate Jazz Soy Candle

"God is an avoidant. Yea, I said it."

For anyone who's ever sent a prayer and been left on read.

Light a candle. Set the mood. Contemplate your questionable life choices—or simply enjoy a little peace and quiet while the universe continues to ignore your messages.

Featuring the signature dark humor and vintage-inspired aesthetic of Inappropriate Jazz, this amber glass soy candle brings a little irreverence to your self-care rituals.

Perfect for cozy evenings, existential crises, or gifting to that friend who appreciates a little blasphemy with their aromatherapy.

Product Details

100% natural soy wax blend

100% cotton wick

Amber glass jar

4 oz size (2.36″ × 2.56″)

Available in multiple scent options, including unscented

Blank product sourced from the USA

Divine intervention sold separately.